I was coming home from work yesterday when I saw a man with a weighty professional camera leaning over the railing on the overpass, his camera aimed off into the distance. Looking in that direction, I saw the evening sun was just about to disappear behind Mt. Fuji. I got out my own tiny camera and started taking pictures myself.

We both stared straight ahead at Fuji, neither of us looking in each others’ direction and definitely not comparing cameras. That would have somehow been a breach of etiquette.

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It’s December 31st 2009 and so it’s time to talk about the anime of the last decade. I decided to leave this until the last minute just in case an anime or two were to turn up in the last few days or something. I wasn’t catching up on doujinshi from Comiket or anything, honest.

Here are the recs of the decade from fans, in chronological order.

 

Yu-Gi-Oh! (1998-ongoing)

Anime based on a manga based around a trading card game with lessons learned about friendship and communication along the way. [Wiki]

“If you ask me what my favorite anime was of the decade, it’s got to be Yugioh. Not sure many people would really list it as a “best of”, as it’s not one of the most sophisticated animes ever released.

The stories were interesting, the games were fun to watch, the Egypt theme was lovely, and most of all, there was a great cast of characters, voiced by very talented people. I think the show had a lot of heart, which is why it captured me so much. I’ve certainly seen other “better” animes, but none of them drew me in quite like this one.”

Athena8

 

Spiral (2002-2003)

A boy’s older brother disappears and the last words he said to him were ‘blade children’. Now he solves mysteries related to them while trying to find out who they really are. [Wiki]

“The animation was very pretty, the story was mysterious and twisty and I wound up liking all the main characters – especially super-diffident cooking show addict Ayumu Narumi, his hungover sister-in-law Madoka and the sometime villain Eyes Rutherford, who wandered around feeding stray cats in the park because that’s what Kanon used to do and he really missed him.”

Semishade

 

Gilgamesh (2003-2004)

Two children are taken in by a mysterious countess. One has the power to use Dynamis and is trained to use it against Gilgamesh, a supernatural group that wants to wipe out humanity. [Wiki]

“The art is dark and stylised and the musical score fantastic, but that wasn’t the main draw of the anime for me. Every episode answered a few questions, raised more questions about the nature of the world in the anime, then screwed with your mind a bit more. Had some amazing revelations about characters’ backstory that left my jaw hanging, but were never overly forced.”

SpamFromJapan

 

Fullmetal Alchemist / Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (2003-2004)

Two brothers go on a journey to restore their bodies after an attempt at using alchemy to bring their mother back from the dead goes wrong. [Wiki]

“Fullmetal Alchemist. Can there be any other? I know they’re doing the new series now, and I love that too, but the original had me hooked. I was desperate for new episodes each week and cared so damn much about the characters. And ok, it went a bit skewed at the end when they just decided to hell with the manga, they were gonna make it up, but it was still special, because the characters were there.”

Tayles

 

Paranoia Agent / Mousou Dairinin (2004)

People are being attacked by a boy on inline skates whose face they can never recall. In each case, the attacks cause some improvement in the lives of the victims. [Wiki]

Paranoia Agent is pretty awesome (yay ‘Happy Family Planning’ episode!) – Satoshi Kon is excellent at the head-messin’ stuff – but I want to have his anime babies anyway.”

Golden Bastet

 

Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo (2004-2005)

A sci-fi retelling of the Count of Monte Cristo which famously used static textures to depict clothing. [Wiki]

“Obvious or not, Gankutsuou should be on a best-of list; it’s a pretty faithful and surprisingly decent adaptation of Something That’s Actually Good For You, done from an innovative angle (Albert de Morcerf’s viewpoint) and with usually successful animation. The clothing thing even works (after the first episode or so). Someone actually thought this out before making it. What’s not to love?”

Golden Bastet

 

Noein: To Your Other Self / Noein: Mou Hitori no Kimi e (2005-2006)

A sci-fi anime which starts when a young girl named Haruka and her friend meet a man from a world that could be their future. He believes that Haruka is the ‘Dragon Torque’ and the key to stopping an otherworldly invasion. [Wiki]

“Noein. Totally amazing in everyway. Amazing look, fantastic story really well told, and very original. Also best recap episode ever.”

–ThomasVye

 

Shigurui (2007)

An extremely violent historical anime set in Shizuoka. The daimyo stages a tournament where participants fight with real swords. [Wiki]

“There is also Shigurui, which was just so well realised from the manga and used atmosphere so brilliantly.”

–ThomasVye

 

Vampire Knight (2008)

A girl is rescued from a vampire by another vampire and now lives at an academy dedicated to peaceful coexistence between humans and vampires. [Wiki]

“Apart from a rather silly heroine, this anime kept me glued to both series [Vampire Knight and Vampire Knight Guilty].”

Auburn Imp

 

Kuroshitsuji (2008-ongoing)

In Victorian England, a young boy named Ciel summons a demon called Sebastian, who appears in the guise of the perfect butler. [Wiki]

“I think Kuroshitsuji speaks for itself. I loved the dark humour.”

Auburn Imp

 

Happy new year everyone!

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Tokyo Big Sight by Jasohill

I bought only one doujinshi at Comiket (also known as Comic Market, Comike, etc…) this year, which is in sharp contrast to when I first visited Japan when I couldn’t pull them off the shelves fast enough. In fact, the very first time I went into a store, I didn’t notice the big laminated sign on the front that said ’sample’ and rushed the comic to the check-out. The person at the register had to read out the doujinshi’s pornographic title over the intercom so a member of staff could bring me a proper copy from the rack.

 

The five stages of doujinshi fandom.

What you buy:
(1) All doujinshi featuring your favourite series.
(2) All doujinshi with your favourite characters from your favourite series.
(3) A few nice-looking doujinshi where your two favourite characters make out.
(4) A few nice-looking R-18 doujinshi where your two (or more) favourite characters are going at it.
(5) The one with the alternate universe where they’re all dinosaurs or something

 

Comiket is an event dedicated to doujinshi (fan-made comics) and is held twice a year, in summer and winter. My advice is pretty much the same no matter which one you’re attending.

 

  • Eat a good breakfast and accept you’re probably not going to stop for lunch.
  • If there’s something you really want to buy, go as early as you can and expect queues of more than an hour to get in. By mid-day you can pretty much just walk in. I like to go around 10.45am, when there’s a queue, but not much of one and it’s still early.
  • Entry is free and you don’t need to buy a catalogue. If you don’t have anything specific in mind, walk around until you see something you like. If there’s a particular circle or group you want to buy from, consult their webpage and then one of the maps pinned to the wall.
  • Pay attention to the halls that you’ve visited and which halls are joined together.
  • Make sure you don’t miss the official booth room, where anime/game companies will give you free stuff like over-sized bags, flyers and clear files.
  • If you want to buy something, check the surrounding area to make sure that a queue hasn’t formed elsewhere. It’s really easy to jump queues by accident and annoy people.
  • Do not take photos outside of the cosplay area.
  • In the cosplay area, you can take a picture if the cosplayer is posing and has lots of people taking photographs surrounding him or her. Any other time, ask permission.
  • If you want to cosplay, it’s forbidden to arrive or leave while in costume. You’ll have to pay 800 yen, which will get you a cosplay pass. More detailed information below.
  • Winter Comiket: Bring a coat that’s warm, but light enough to carry once inside.
  • Summer Comiket: Bring water. When I went last year, all the bottled water was sold out and I ended up queuing for half an hour only to have to buy Pepsi Nex, the only thing that was left.

     

    I’ve cosplayed once at Comiket and, knowing the basics already (i.e. you have to pay and you can’t arrive or leave in costume), it was pretty easy. I used to laugh at them, but I now recommend those mini-suitcases on wheels, particularly if you’re wearing an uncomfortable costume.

    First off, go to the changing rooms. The place that used to be the cosplay area is now being used to contain the queues that result from the official booth room. The cosplay area is in a small garden area, which is better for photos. The changing rooms are close by.

    Line up, pay your money (800 yen) and you’ll receive a small pamphlet. It looks like it’s just useless information, but it’s a record of your payment and gives you permission to cosplay. You’ll be asked to show it on your way out of the changing room and when you enter the cosplay area. Don’t lose it.

    I don’t know what I was expecting from the changing room, but it was chaos. It was just a big room with barriers marking a loose path. Everywhere you looked, there were people changing and there wasn’t much space left. There’s also a big sign that said in English, “Do not use color spray or moose.”

    Japanese cosplay seems different from Western cosplay in that there’s a bias towards brand new shows and characters. There are a few cosplayers doing characters from classic anime (Evangelion, older Gundam series), but mostly are cosplaying characters from shows recently aired. Having said that, I saw two people cosplaying Ronald McDonald this year, so if you want to dress up as Sanzou from Saiyuuki, go for it. One more thing — if you are female, pretty and wearing a maid outfit or something similarly girly, be prepared for a lot of excessive attention once in the cosplay area. Some of those photographers creep me out and I’m not even their target!

     

    Which day? (Summer 2010 (Comiket 78))

    Each day of Comiket has a certain general theme and only doujinshi that fall under certain genres will be sold on that day.

    First, search for the magazine your favourite series appeared in (you do know it, right?) and then double-check to see if there’s a specific listing for the creator or series. For example, Inu Yasha was serialised in Weekly Shonen Sunday, and Takahashi Rumiko has her own listing. So, if you wanted to buy Inu Yasha doujinshi, you’d go on day two. (Note: Information is correct as of writing for Summer Comiket 2010 only. All data taken from Comiket Official Site.)

     

    Day 1 (“Anime and Yaoi Day”)

    General: Seiyuu, anime songs, anime and game-based news, overseas anime, magical girl anime, original BL games, one-girl-many-boys dating sims, Neoromance, American comics, and anime for young children. Games covering the genres of action, simulation, adventure, puzzle, sound novels, arcade games and pachinko. Also includes board games, tabletop RPGs, card games, collectible card games, play-by-mail RPGs, play-by-web games and online gaming. This is the day for sports, martial arts, gambling, RPS, pop idols (w-inds, WaT), Takarazuka, Tenimyu and other stage productions and musicals.

    Specific series: .hack (including games), Akatsuki Denkou Senki, Arcana Heart, Atelier, Bikkuriman, Biohazard, Black Matrix, Circadia, Code Geass, Dead or Alive, Devil May Cry, Digi Charat, Digimon, Dragon Quest, Evangelion, Final Fantasy Online, Final Fantasy series, Fire Emblem, Front Mission, Gakuen Heaven, Garou: Mark of the Wolves, Gensou Suikoden, Grow Lanser, Guilty Gear, Gundam, Gunparade March, Gyakuten Saiban, Gurren Lagann, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Hetalia, Inazuma Eleven, King of Fighters, Kuuron Youma Gakuenki, Lamento, Langrisser, Lord of Vermillion, Lucky Dog, Majin Gakuen, Megami Tensei, Monster Hunter, Musou OROCHI, Nintama Rantarou, Ogre Battle, Ore no Shikabane wo Koete yuke, Persona, Quiz Magic Academy, Phantasy Star Online, Pokemon, Pop’n Music, Ragnarok Online, SaGa, Saihai no Yukue, Sakura Taisen, Samuraidamashi, Sangokushi Taisen, Seiken Densetsu, Sengoku BASARA, Sengoku Musou, Senjou no Valkyria, Senkou no Ronde, Shining Force, Shinra Banshou, Shin Sangoku Musou, Smash Brothers, Spectral Force, Street Fighter, Summer Wars, Summon Night, Super Robot Wars, Tales of Phantasia (etc), Tekken, Terra e…, Togainu no Chi, Tokimeki GS, Valkyrie Profile, Virtua Fighter, Virtual-On, With Her, Xenogears, Xenosaga, Yuukyuu and Zelda.

    Specific studios: Gainax and Sunrise.

    Game developers: Atlas, Nippon Ichi Software and Square Enix.

     

    Day 2 (“Manga and Yaoi Day”)

    General and Miscellaneous: Home recordings and movies, cosplay goods, music CDs, Vocaloid, drama CDs, internet, blogs, mascots, desktop mascot software, 2ch, Futaba, Niconico Douga, Sound Horizon, Mukashinagara no Seinyuu Shitate, doujin games, independent software developers, retro games, works based on doujin games and commentary and news. If something doesn’t fit into a recognisable genre listed here, it’s probably on this day.

    Specific series: Death Note, D.Grey-man, Eyeshield 21, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ghost In The Shell, Gintama, Hikaru no Go, Houkago Play, Higurashi no Naku Goro ni, Initial D, Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!, Koukoku no Shugosha, Kuroko no Basket, Kuroshitsuji, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Mr. Fullswing, Natsume Yuujinchou, Naruto, One Piece, Ookiku Furikabutte, Rozen Maiden, Slayers, Suzumiya Haruhi series, Tennis no Oujisama, Toriko, Umineko no Naku Goro ni and Yu-Gi-Oh

    Specific magazines: Afternoon, Bonbon, Birz, Business Jump, Champion RED, Comic Blade, Comic Gum, Comic Punch, Comic REX, Comic Rush, Comic ZeroSum, Corocoro, Dengeki Daioh, Dragon Age, Evening, Gao!, Jump Square, Morning, Shonen Ace, Shonen Champion, Shonen Magazine, Shonen Rival, Shonen Sunday, Shonen Sirius, Super Jump, Ultra Jump, V Jump, Weekly Jump, Young Animal, Young Gangan, Young Jump, Young King, Young Magazine and Young Sunday,

    Specific creators: Amano Kozue, Araki Hirohiko, Azuma Kiyohiko, CLAMP, Fujisaki Ryuu, Fukumoto Nobuyuki, Higuchi Daisuke, Ishinomori Shoutarou, Kawaguchi Kaiji, Kubo Tite, Kurumada Masami, Nakamura Hikaru, Minekura Kazuya, Yasuhiro Nightow, Shibata Ami, Takahashi Youichi, Takei Hiroyuki, Tezuka Osamu, Touhou Project, Togashi Yoshihiro, Yude-Tamago and Takahashi Rumiko.

    (Note: I’ve romanised all names in accordance with the kana with the exception of ones with well-known Anglicised variants.)

     

    Day 3 (“Hentai Day”)

    General: Original works for boys, original works for girls, original june (BL/yaoi) works, manga clubs, original literature and poetry, commentary and news, original works ‘for men’, anime ‘for men’, games ‘for men’, R-18 hentai games, strip mahjong games, love sims, daughter-rearing sims and historical works on topics such as the Three Kingdoms Era or kabuki. You can find reading material for a wide range of ‘otaku’ hobbies on this day — garage kits, trains, bikes, buses, anime figures, dolls, accessories and cameras.

    Game developers: Alice Soft, AQUAPLUS, August, age, Circus, Leaf & Key, Nitro Plus, PULLTOP, TYPE-MOON, UNiSONSHIFT and Windmill.

    Specific creators: Nasu Kinoko

    Games titles: AIR, Akai Ito, Amagami, Aoi Shiro, Baby Princess, CLANNAD, Comic Party, Dousei, DREAM C CLUB, Fate/Stay Night series, THE iDOLM@STER, Kanon, Koihime Musou, Little Busters, Love Plus, Lyrical Nanoha, Melty Blood, Miracle*Train, MOON, ONE, Sister Princess, Tokimeki Memorial, Triangle Heart, Tsukihime, Utawareru Mono and White Album.

     

    The photo was taken by Jasohill, who made it available via Creative Commons.

     

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  • Wasabi Kit-Kat

    I went to a friend’s house for Christmas dinner this year. With our powers combined, we had a feast of mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing, fried okra, Ferererero Rocher and wasabi Kit-Kats.

    Japanese kitchens are usually small and ill-equipped to deal with the demands of a Western Christmas dinner. Our own apartment has two gas rings, a fish broiler, a microwave, a toaster oven and a rice cooker, so we usually roast potatoes in the toaster oven. Some people cook vegetables in their rice cooker. These fairly common balancing acts demand fewer roast items and more creativity for big meals. Compromises must be made.

    Turkey is a tough item to get, particularly since KFC have convinced the Japanese market that everyone overseas eats their brand of fried chicken for Christmas. Congratulations to my friend on her find. Meanwhile, fried okra is a traditional dish from the American South, which shows the range of experiences with Christmas we had. Compare that to my Ferrero Rocher, which nobody really likes except to pretend they’re at the ambassador’s reception. And then we have the wasabi Kit-Kat.

    Whenever I try a new Kit-Kat, I’m always surprised by how it well imitates its chosen flavour and yet how good it is. In the case of the wasabi version, only the first part is true. To me, wasabi is hot, but it also has a distinct flavour that is unmistakably savory. I had one finger of it and desperately tried to appreciate the wasabi with the sweetness of white green chocolate, but I couldn’t. It doesn’t compare favourably with chili chocolate, which adds spiciness to chocolate without adding flavour. I handed the second finger to another friend, who thought it was okay, although couldn’t see herself eating them on a regular basis.

    Thanks to my friends and everyone who reads this blog. Hope you had a merry Christmas and are looking forward to a fantastic New Year.

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    The Legend of Koizumi / Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku

    The official site for The Legend of Koizumi (ムダヅモ無き改革 / Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku / “Revolution Without Tsumo”) went live today and you can see character designs and the voice actors selected to perform as the heads of state who also love Mahjong.

    Based on a gag manga, the plot revolves around former PM Koizumi Junichiro (best known for ballroom dancing with Richard Gere, his love of Elvis and his resemblance to a lion) and adds on an interest in the aforementioned game. Other heads of state are featured too… we’ll get to Bush in a second, okay?

    The opening story in the manga begins with a young, naive Diet member named Taizou who agrees to teach President Bush how to play Mahjong. Mysteriously, Bush keeps winning and it’s revealed that he and Koizumi had been playing the game for the past three days and he was feigning his lack of knowledge. Bush cleans Taizo out and Rumsfeld strips him and forces him to wear a ball gag. That’s when Koizumi arrives to save the day…

    The Mahjong play references international politics, but each move’s name is shouted out and explained in the same kind of detail you’d expect in any other specialist manga. It’s difficult to understand if you have no knowledge of the game, particularly the Chinese terms, but the idea of Bush, Koizumi, Rumsfeld and Rice sitting down to play Mahjong grudge match can be appreciated by anyone. Whether it will cross the line and be seen as offensive later is anyone’s guess. But probably.

    The cast

    Koizumi Junichiro / Morikawa Toshiyuki

    Koizumi Junichiro is the former PM of Japan and, unsurprisingly, looks like he’s stepped out of a Very Serious Manga, presumably with plenty of street-fighting. Morikawa Toshiyuki is an extraordinarily prolific voice actor who, nevertheless, most fans will remember for his performances in yaoi CDs and as Conrad in Kyou Kara Maou, a touching tale of a boy flushed down a toilet into another world.

    Taizou / Fukuyama Jun

    Sugimura Taizou became the youngest member of the House of Representives and acted like a kid in a candy store at the idea of eating at first class restaurants and travelling on the trains for free. Fukuyama Jun is a key voice actor at the moment, known for his performances as a crazy chess-playing revolutionary, a crazy blood-addicted reaper of souls and a crazy destroyer of rabbit dolls. He’ll do this role justice.

    Yukari-tan / Itou Shizuka

    Satou Yukari was sent by Koizumi to go up against Noda Seiko as an “assassin” candidate. She lost. Itou Shizuka is part of a seiyuu idol unit and appears in hentai games under a pseudonym.

    Aso Taro / Arimoto Kinryuu

    Aso Taro is another former Prime Minister (Japan tends to go through them quickly), famous for his love of manga. Arimoto Kinryuu is an older seiyuu who has had tons of supporting roles going back more than a decade.

    Papa Bush / Genda Tesshou

    Papa Bush is fairly self-explanatory. Genda Tesshou is another prolific voice actor who usually does older characters.

    Bush Jr / Tobita Nobuo

    This is an incredibly flattering character design for Bush, although the character description refers to him being called an “ape”. I first remember seeing Tobita Nobuo as the insane Dr. Jackal in Getbackers.

    Vladimir Putin / Nakata Jouji (George)

    Vladimir Putin is the current Prime Minister of Russia, although during the time the manga is set, he would have been President. Nakata Jouji is known for voicing tough guys, often with military backgrounds. He’s been the lead in Sgt. Frog, Yukikaze and Hellsing. See the photographs of Putin going fishing in Sibera to see why he’s a good choice.

    Yulia Tymoshenko / Satou Rina

    Yulia Tymoshenko is the current(!) Prime Minister of the Ukraine. Satou Rina is probably best known for voicing Negi in Negima.

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    While others are getting excited at the news of more Code Geass anime, my anticipation is aimed at another, lesser-known series called Arakawa Under The Bridge.

     

    Arakawa Under The Bridge Anime Official Site

     

    Arakawa Under The Bridge (荒川アンダーザブリッジ) is by Nakamura Hikaru (中村光) published by Young Gangan Comics (‘Young’, in this case, means for older readers). Nakamura-sensei is also the mangaka behind Saint Oniisan, which is the story of Jesus and Buddha sharing an apartment in modern-day Japan.

    I originally bought “Arakawa Under The Bridge” because a later volume had a picture of a man in a business suit with no trousers on the cover. It made me laugh long enough to be curious enough to buy it. You may find it a difficult read as it has no furigana and frequently uses long sentences and business terminology. If you’ve been studying hard for your JLPT exams and know this stuff, then you’ll also find plenty of slang. Let’s just say it was difficult.

    The main character, Ichinomiya Kou (later renamed ‘Recruit’), has a saying imposed on him by his eccentric father — never owe a stranger. He’s so serious about this, he has it written on his tie. So when he meets Nino while trying to retrieve his trousers from a bridge and she saves his life, he’s willing to do whatever she says.

    She tells him she’s an alien from Venus and she wants him to live with her in a community of outcasts and be her lover… which he agrees to do because of his philosophy. First, he needs to be officially welcomed by the village chief, who is a man in a kappa suit. You’ll see him in the teaser trailer for the anime.

    The second volume was a bit of a letdown as it didn’t really move forward. None of the characters evolved and it was merely a string of wacky incidents, whereas the first book went way beyond that. It had a good heart and could be read as anti-corporate Japan.

    Nothing ever happens in this manga that truly breaks the laws of reality. The most out-there gags take place in dreams and everything is just within the realms of possibility. It exists in a twilight zone between the two and, although it is a gag manga with laughs, the threat of living a normal life in corporate Japan runs underneath it. It celebrates the value of nonsense and working outside the rules. Well, the first volume anyway. It’ll be interesting to see which direction the anime decides to take things and how it will deal with the drop-off in character development later on.

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    Berry Cafe Blueberry Tart

    The Berry Cafe in Ginza is almost not as expensive as it looks. The cafe is furnished in black and the lights are low; one of the first things you see is a row of cakes lit up in a showcase as in an expensive jewellery boutique. They have jewellery off to the side too, costing tens of thousands of yen.

    Looking around, clientele are almost exclusively female, plus boyfriends. This is common in Japan, though I hesitate to say ‘normal’ — what kind of man sacrifices cake in exchange for manliness?

    It’s okay to order a single slice of tart and my friends do just that. One slice is around 650 to 950 yen, so it’s not like the staff will mind. They communicated with us in Japanese, but I’d be surprised if you had any problems if you didn’t speak it. You have an entire showcase of tarts piled high with berries and a menu that works more like a picture book. It’ll be easy.

    The slices come beautifully presented, although you’re paying for that privilege, of course. My personal recommendation is the hot lemon ginger drink and a slice of blueberry tart (pictured). Tasted as good as it looks.

    We went to the branch in Ginza, but the flagship cafe is in Aoyama (Tokyo), with other branches in Nagoya (Aichi), Chiba City, Funabashi (Chiba), Hiroshima City, Nishinomiya (Hyogo), Kyoto City and Osaka City.

     

    Berry Cafe Official Website

     

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    Kinako Ohagi Kit-Kat

    When you’re blogging about Japan, some days you have to wonder if it’s really worth it. You’d dreamed of festivals and amazing sushi on a conveyor belt, but in the end it turns out you’re just some guy who keeps buying weird Japanese Kit-Kats.

    Bring on the newest one! Kinako Ohagi Kit-Kat!

    Personally, I love kinako. It goes perfectly with kuromitsu (black honey) and icecream. My enthusiasm was only slightly dampened to hear that kinako is translated as ’soybean flour’. Seriously? That’s all it is? There must be something more to it, because there’s magic in that powder. Ohagi are rice balls that are similar to mochi, but less chewy. Oh, and the ‘filling’ is on the outside.

    A helpful diagram on the Kit-Kat packet reveals that there are mochi rice puffs and kinako in the chocolate, with azuki powder and kinako cream between the wafers. Unsurprisingly, I consider this the best of the novelty Kit-Kats.

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    Recently, I was ill and suffering from a fever. My boss patted me on the shoulder and remarked that I’d actually lost weight, so you know it was bad.

    As I’d taken a day off work, I was pretty much forced to go to the doctor. My company told me that the nearest one was a fifteen minute walk away and, while they didn’t take appointments, they would be expecting me.

    As I got to the reception, I wondered what I was supposed to say. What I wanted to say was that my boss had told them I would be coming although I realised they didn’t do appointments and I was just getting over the flu. In the end, I managed to choke out, “I-internal medicine?” They immediately recognised that I was the foreigner they were looking for and confirmed that ‘my friend’ had rung ahead.

    First of all, we had to sort out insurance. They looked at my documents and tried to decide if it would cover it or not. Then they took my ID card and wrote down the number. In less than five minutes I had my consultation.

    The very first time I was ill in Japan, I worked for a massive eikaiwa (private English conversation school) who gave me a list of doctors who spoke English in Central Tokyo. I didn’t live in Central Tokyo at that time and remember being dragged through Ueno Park in order to make it to the clinic before it closed for lunch.

    When I got there, I had to fill out a form and show them where my country was in an atlas. Then they shoved a 15 centimetre long stick up my nose to check for flu. I remember it well. For my first visit, I appreciated that they were used to dealing with foreigners since I had no idea of the system in place. The idea that you can just walk into any clinic you want and ask them to treat you based on their speciality still seems strange to me.

    Another one I went to last year was The British Clinic in Ebisu. The doctor there is a genuine English doctor and the waiting room is filled with magazines about life in the British countryside. On the positive side, this clinic is brilliant if you have a complicated problem that you want handled with a good bedside manner. They also don’t over-prescribe. On the other hand, it’s expensive and they have a very British attitude towards colds. That is, take the day off work and deal with it.

    So, anyway, I was at the nearest clinic to my home and they threatened to shove the 15 centimetre long stick up my nose again. They were very nice when I refused though and took my temperature and heartbeat instead. Afterwards, I paid and crossed the road to the pharmacist who asked me about my allergies and current medication (none) and I received three days worth of pills.

    And that medicine? Remember that I’d lost weight because I’d eaten so little over the course of three days? Since I took it on an almost empty stomach, it gave me incredible hallucinations that night, with shining balls of light and spaceships flying past my bed. I finally understood what the deal was with the sixties.

     

    The photo was taken by SlightlyNorth, who made it available via Creative Commons.

     

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    Royal Milk Tea Kit-Kat

    Royal Milk Tea is what Japanese people assure me I drank in England. It’s a distinctive flavour of tea that is probably made by boiling the milk and water together and adding lots of sugar, although no one seems really sure.

    In any case, that’s why the packaging has a border featuring The Queen’s Guard, also known as the soldiers who guard Buckingham Palace, plus Scottish Tartan. Inside, the fingers are wrapped in royal blue packaging, which was unexpected.

    This Kit-Kat is made up of white chocolate that tastes of sugary milk with the aftertaste of black tea. So it does indeed taste like Royal Milk Tea. Why I keep buying Kit-Kats based on flavours I don’t like is beyond me.

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